S'Up?

paradisaic:

osm-rhodey:

paradisaic:

our teacher told us to put our phones away so i took a picture of him

Just put the damn phone away. Classes only take up a part of the day.

i graduated as the sole valedictorian of my class and got a full-ride to my school of choice thanks for the tips but i’m good

I think the point of this “tip” was on how to make you look like less of an asshole.

epic-lee: THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:19:31 -0400

epic-lee:

THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

so-relatable: http://business.time.com/2013/05/17/purple-power-y...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:18:45 -0400

so-relatable:

http://business.time.com/2013/05/17/purple-power-yahoo-reportedly-in-talks-to-buy-tumblr-for-up-to-1-billion/

abraesive: you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:18:29 -0400

abraesive:

you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE.

YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY,”WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?”

NOT FUCKING THIS

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:16:55 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs: This post has been featured on a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:16:48 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:14:46 -0400

fallenangelflonne:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

Yahoo purportedly wants to incorporate its products as features of the site. I don’t know about you, but… Yahoo’s products are pretty shitty and I’d rather not be forced to use them if I want to continue using this site

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool: I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:13:41 -0400

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING

goddammitganon: fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:13:20 -0400

goddammitganon:

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”

the-absolute-best-gifs: This post has been featured on a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:12:41 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

falling-in-love-with-fandoms: lemonzuest: hardestcopy: chellod...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:12:19 -0400

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

lemonzuest:

hardestcopy:

chellodello:

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - Official Trailer (x)

Oh my GOD THIS IS REAL?

[SCREAMING INTERNALLY].GIF

can we just take a moment to think about how marvel realized how upset we where and how we blatantly refused to accept his death and decided to make a whole new spinoff full of badass agents and bring him back to life because holy fucktruck we were upset

imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:10:40 -0400

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

g0ne-blotto: paintingtherosesredd: you just gotta love this...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:09:51 -0400

g0ne-blotto:

paintingtherosesredd:

you just gotta love this guy

if you dont love rdj there is something very wrong with you

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:08:33 -0400

zsxtra: iru-hime: weird-happenings: dorirosa: suncalf: what if you were in bed tonight and you...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:08:11 -0400

zsxtra:

iru-hime:

weird-happenings:

dorirosa:

suncalf:

what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand

i made a thing

This is beautiful.

I cried

Sometimes we hate the darkness, and sometimes we love it. But the darkness will always love us.